"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
“ I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’ ”
Neil Gaiman (via iamatinyowl)
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls
Moral: Don’t judge people when you don’t even know them.
Also, people can wear whatever the heck they want. Don’t judge them just because they’re not dressed to your tastes.
Jeeves’s first and last lines from Jeeves and Wooster.
MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!